If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Charlie can't function when his housekeeper storms off because of Alan's constant complaints, so Alan tries desperately to woo her back. Meanwhile, Rose comes to Charlie for dating advice.

Cast
Ashton KutcherWalden Schmidt
Jon CryerAlan Harper
Conchata FerrellBertaTwo and a Half Men on tvt

