Depressing News
Klinger's army newspaper reports on Hawkeye's monument to military stupidity; a giant tower made from a half million erroneously shipped tongue depressors.

Cast
Alan AldaHawkeye Pierce
Mike FarrellB. J. Hunnicutt
Harry MorganSherman Potter
Loretta SwitMargaret Houlihan
David Ogden StiersCharles Winchester
Jamie FarrMaxwell Klinger
William ChristopherFather MulcahyM*A*S*H on tvt

